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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: yo

Stranger: yoyo

You: sup?

Stranger: check it

Stranger: nothing bruvva

You: check check it

Stranger: yoyoyo

Stranger: listen

Stranger: yo

Stranger: check it

You: what what!

Stranger: im not a gay fish

You: damn

Stranger: go You like fishdicks?

You: um... what?

You: I didn't even know they had em

Stranger: do You like fishdicks?

Stranger: do You like fishsticks

Stranger: make it say like its fishdicks

Stranger: u liek putting them in ur mouth?

Stranger: what are You, a gay fish?

Stranger: yes

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The lonely, misunderstood sociopath

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Stranger: hi

You: disecting frogs was never my favorite

You: but sometimes You have to for the grade

You: You know?

Stranger: I like it, what is wrong with You?

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Very Casual

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

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Take This

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You: yo, sup!

Stranger: What is your purpose in life?

You: to fuck, baby! naw, just kidding. likely to eat

You: yours?

Stranger: hmmm...

Stranger: take this

Stranger: Stranger recieved MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE

Stranger: Stranger placed MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE in KEY ITEMS pocket

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sorry to say this but im feeling horny so i might go

Thanks, Rob.

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You: Hello!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: This is my first week in America!
You: Where are you?
Stranger: cool you male or female
You: Female
Stranger: age
You: I am Birgit. I am 22. From Italy.
You: I am now in outside New York
Stranger: cool im 17 from england
You: Where are you?
Stranger: my name is dan
You: I love England! I went to Leeds last year with my father!
Stranger: cool
You: I have lost contact with my family since then and don't know where to find them. That is why I am in America.
You: Someone told me there are no cats in America, but they lied.
Stranger: lol
You: I hate liard
You: liars. oops! lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sorry to say this but im feeling horny so i might go
You: Why is that?
You: LIke are you getting erection?
Stranger: yes
You: Why is that? Thiknig of what I look like?
Stranger: yes
You: My tits are perky, but I am sad to say men do not like my neck
Stranger: whats wrong with it
You: What's your secret weapon?
You: I was in an accident when I was a child.
Stranger: my secret weapon is my penis
You: You are so unintellectual
You: you probably have snaggle teeth like other british men
Stranger: nope nice and straight
You: you probably look like your Charles Prince
Stranger: no just a normal person
You: do you look like Harry Prince?
You: the boy with a scar on his forehead? Is that Hally Berry?
Stranger: yes
You: that is great. other than my neck i have done modelling for cosmetic
You: and i drink water
Stranger: cool i think im going now to have a wank
You: so do you enjoy soccer?
You: you probably last 2 minuts
You: i fucked a british man once and it was like a pipe cleaner
You: you need to stop eating fish and chips so much
Stranger: well i actually eat quite healthy
You: that means you eat bongers and mush of whatever the fuck it is called
Stranger: im having a wank now bye
You: i couldnt even feel the man in me it was boring