Very Casual

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Take This

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You: yo, sup!

Stranger: What is your purpose in life?

You: to fuck, baby! naw, just kidding. likely to eat

You: yours?

Stranger: hmmm...

Stranger: take this

Stranger: Stranger recieved MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE

Stranger: Stranger placed MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE in KEY ITEMS pocket

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sorry to say this but im feeling horny so i might go

Thanks, Rob.

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You: Hello!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: This is my first week in America!
You: Where are you?
Stranger: cool you male or female
You: Female
Stranger: age
You: I am Birgit. I am 22. From Italy.
You: I am now in outside New York
Stranger: cool im 17 from england
You: Where are you?
Stranger: my name is dan
You: I love England! I went to Leeds last year with my father!
Stranger: cool
You: I have lost contact with my family since then and don't know where to find them. That is why I am in America.
You: Someone told me there are no cats in America, but they lied.
Stranger: lol
You: I hate liard
You: liars. oops! lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sorry to say this but im feeling horny so i might go
You: Why is that?
You: LIke are you getting erection?
Stranger: yes
You: Why is that? Thiknig of what I look like?
Stranger: yes
You: My tits are perky, but I am sad to say men do not like my neck
Stranger: whats wrong with it
You: What's your secret weapon?
You: I was in an accident when I was a child.
Stranger: my secret weapon is my penis
You: You are so unintellectual
You: you probably have snaggle teeth like other british men
Stranger: nope nice and straight
You: you probably look like your Charles Prince
Stranger: no just a normal person
You: do you look like Harry Prince?
You: the boy with a scar on his forehead? Is that Hally Berry?
Stranger: yes
You: that is great. other than my neck i have done modelling for cosmetic
You: and i drink water
Stranger: cool i think im going now to have a wank
You: so do you enjoy soccer?
You: you probably last 2 minuts
You: i fucked a british man once and it was like a pipe cleaner
You: you need to stop eating fish and chips so much
Stranger: well i actually eat quite healthy
You: that means you eat bongers and mush of whatever the fuck it is called
Stranger: im having a wank now bye
You: i couldnt even feel the man in me it was boring

You can't get better if you don't try!

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You: Bonjour!

Stranger: Salut!

You: Ca va?

Stranger: Oh, I can’t speak French very well.

You: It is okay we speak English now if You would like.

Stranger: No!

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Helga, from US and DE

This was a collaboration between Justin, some co-workers, and myself.

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You: hey

You: its me again

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are u doing

You: i'm pretty good, hows tommy been?

Stranger: I am good thanks

Stranger: 30 M singapore here

You: did You hear about MJ

You: OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Stranger: Yea

You: lol

Stranger: cardiac arrest

You: do they have MJ records there?

Stranger: yes they do

Stranger: are You a fan of MJ

You: he's my all time favorite person of all time

Stranger: great

Stranger: Your name? age?

You: even when he did that shit to look like diana ross

You: my name is helga.

You: 17

Stranger: Nice name u have

Stranger: where u from Helga

You: US and DE

Stranger: thats nice

Stranger: What u do in free time Helga

You: i like to eat cheese

You: do You like cheese?

You: do they have cheese in singapore

You: singapore, thats china right?

You: hello

You: You disappered

Stranger: I m back

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: Singapore is near Malaysia

Stranger: I am indian working here

Stranger: Is helga a male name or female name?

You: female

You: have You been to the full moon festival

Stranger: yes I do

Stranger: Lantern festival

Stranger: Moon cakes are famous

You: mmmmm

You: moon cakes

Stranger: good

You: do You know know what a funnel cake is?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: What is that

You: its like a festival dessert in the us

Stranger: ic ic

Stranger: nice

You: nice

Stranger: so u chat often Helga

You: so do You like mj better as a black person or white person?

You: yes often

You: i'm always lonely

Stranger: black

Stranger: why u lonely

You: Hornyy often = lonely

You: You?

Stranger: Wow

Stranger: u are very open

Stranger: and frank

Stranger: I am married

Stranger: I work

Stranger: so dont get much time

Stranger: but I do like to chat often

Stranger: do u use any messenger?

You: chatting is nice. sometimes is all a man can do

You: not that I am a man

You: that is an expression, right?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: so what u do for living helga

You: I sometimes work at the local library. But mostly I'm still a student

Stranger: very nice

Stranger: what u study

You: Philosophy

Stranger: great

You: yeah. I can't wait to study it in college some more. It's interesting.

Stranger: very nice topic too

You: If You could go back to school like that what would You study now?

Stranger: not too sure

Stranger: Mathematics

You: what did You study before?

Stranger: Engineering

You: Cool!

You: Like, computers and stuff?

Stranger: yeap

You: oh, cool!

You: what'd You make?

Stranger: Chemicals

Stranger: :)

You: cool. wait, for computerS??

Stranger: nope

Stranger: Engine oil additives

You: oh, so cars?

Stranger: Kind of

You: Oils. so are You a fan of leather?

Stranger: nah

You: yeah. it's too hot. makes me sweat too much

You: but sometimes sweating is healthy ;)

Stranger: heheh

Stranger: do u use any messenger?

Stranger: wanna be friends

You: Oh, no, my parents won't let me! :( that's why I'm on here.

Stranger: ah i see

You: Cus I love meeting people.

Stranger: great

You: it's cus my brother talked to someone online and met him once and he turned out to be a cop

You: so my parents don't turst internet anymore

You: do You like hambargers?

Stranger: yes i like burgers

You: what do You put on Yours? If ours are the same thing (!!!!) then I'll send You my secret email account

Stranger: Chicken burgers

You: hmm... No no no, but what one them?

Stranger: Chilli sauce, Maionesse

You: be right back, it's really hot here I need to get some water

Stranger: ok sure

You: thank u for being so understanding and kind. u r a gentlmen of the first order

Stranger: You are so nice and friendly

You: oh no! That's not what I usually put on my burger, but that does sound good. did You know Al Gore invented the interent?

You: didn't he also invent somethign else?

Stranger: I am not sure about that

You: is he a invironment scientist?

Stranger: What u add with burger?

You: well, cheese, of course

You: :P

You: and pickles and sweet mustard

Stranger: wow

You: but not sweet pickles! :) hehe

You: do You like sweet pickels?

Stranger: I like hot pickles

You: what are those?

Stranger: Lemon, Mango and so on

You: wow! I've never heard of those before

You: where do You get them?

Stranger: In india

Stranger: what kind of pickles u like

You: sandwich kind? The usual burger ones I think.

You: they are green

Stranger: ic ic

You: boring I know :(

Stranger: which one?

You: my pickles

You: Yours sound so cool

Stranger: they are really impregnated in salt and then fired with oil and chilli

You: impregnated? hehe

You: is that wat's it

You: 's called

You: sorry

You: hit enter by mistake

Stranger: i mean soaked deeply into

You: oohhh

You: okay

You: now I know what You mean

You: that sounds tasty

Stranger: You are very friendly

You: thanks

You: You are too!

Stranger: wish i could add u as my online friend

You: hmmm

You: Oh I have an idea!

You: we can just meet back here tomorrow at the same time!

You: That's great! Cool.

You: I hve to run to soccer practice now

You: well, not run, drive

You: but I'll see You here tomorrow!

You: Bye! ave a great day!

You: It was awe4some takling to You and I can't wait!

You: does tht sound cool?

You: I don't sound like a dork do I?

You: hello?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: how do u identify?

Stranger: all has same name as Stranger and You

You: hmm...

You: well, we'll have a secret code for telling if it's me or You!

You: how about burger with mango pickles!

You: those sounded so tasty

Stranger: hmmm probabilyt is very very less

You: oh boo

You: what can we do?

Stranger: well if u have messenegr add me

You: I will tryto get that.

You: what is Your name so I can add it?

You: I really hve to run!!

Stranger: e----------@hotmail.com

You: okay! Great!

You: thank!

You: talk to You soon!

You: have a good day!

Stranger: You too

Stranger: bye Helga

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