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You're now chatting with a random Stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: its me again
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u doing
You: i'm pretty good, hows tommy been?
Stranger: I am good thanks
Stranger: 30 M singapore here
You: did You hear about MJ
You: OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!
Stranger: Yea
You: lol
Stranger: cardiac arrest
You: do they have MJ records there?
Stranger: yes they do
Stranger: are You a fan of MJ
You: he's my all time favorite person of all time
Stranger: great
Stranger: Your name? age?
You: even when he did that shit to look like diana ross
You: my name is helga.
You: 17
Stranger: Nice name u have
Stranger: where u from Helga
You: US and DE
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: What u do in free time Helga
You: i like to eat cheese
You: do You like cheese?
You: do they have cheese in singapore
You: singapore, thats china right?
You: hello
You: You disappered
Stranger: I m back
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: Singapore is near Malaysia
Stranger: I am indian working here
Stranger: Is helga a male name or female name?
You: female
You: have You been to the full moon festival
Stranger: yes I do
Stranger: Lantern festival
Stranger: Moon cakes are famous
You: mmmmm
You: moon cakes
Stranger: good
You: do You know know what a funnel cake is?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: What is that
You: its like a festival dessert in the us
Stranger: ic ic
Stranger: nice
You: nice
Stranger: so u chat often Helga
You: so do You like mj better as a black person or white person?
You: yes often
You: i'm always lonely
Stranger: black
Stranger: why u lonely
You: Hornyy often = lonely
You: You?
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: u are very open
Stranger: and frank
Stranger: I am married
Stranger: I work
Stranger: so dont get much time
Stranger: but I do like to chat often
Stranger: do u use any messenger?
You: chatting is nice. sometimes is all a man can do
You: not that I am a man
You: that is an expression, right?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: so what u do for living helga
You: I sometimes work at the local library. But mostly I'm still a student
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: what u study
You: Philosophy
Stranger: great
You: yeah. I can't wait to study it in college some more. It's interesting.
Stranger: very nice topic too
You: If You could go back to school like that what would You study now?
Stranger: not too sure
Stranger: Mathematics
You: what did You study before?
Stranger: Engineering
You: Cool!
You: Like, computers and stuff?
Stranger: yeap
You: oh, cool!
You: what'd You make?
Stranger: Chemicals
Stranger: :)
You: cool. wait, for computerS??
Stranger: nope
Stranger: Engine oil additives
You: oh, so cars?
Stranger: Kind of
You: Oils. so are You a fan of leather?
Stranger: nah
You: yeah. it's too hot. makes me sweat too much
You: but sometimes sweating is healthy ;)
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: do u use any messenger?
Stranger: wanna be friends
You: Oh, no, my parents won't let me! :( that's why I'm on here.
Stranger: ah i see
You: Cus I love meeting people.
Stranger: great
You: it's cus my brother talked to someone online and met him once and he turned out to be a cop
You: so my parents don't turst internet anymore
You: do You like hambargers?
Stranger: yes i like burgers
You: what do You put on Yours? If ours are the same thing (!!!!) then I'll send You my secret email account
Stranger: Chicken burgers
You: hmm... No no no, but what one them?
Stranger: Chilli sauce, Maionesse
You: be right back, it's really hot here I need to get some water
Stranger: ok sure
You: thank u for being so understanding and kind. u r a gentlmen of the first order
Stranger: You are so nice and friendly
You: oh no! That's not what I usually put on my burger, but that does sound good. did You know Al Gore invented the interent?
You: didn't he also invent somethign else?
Stranger: I am not sure about that
You: is he a invironment scientist?
Stranger: What u add with burger?
You: well, cheese, of course
You: :P
You: and pickles and sweet mustard
Stranger: wow
You: but not sweet pickles! :) hehe
You: do You like sweet pickels?
Stranger: I like hot pickles
You: what are those?
Stranger: Lemon, Mango and so on
You: wow! I've never heard of those before
You: where do You get them?
Stranger: In india
Stranger: what kind of pickles u like
You: sandwich kind? The usual burger ones I think.
You: they are green
Stranger: ic ic
You: boring I know :(
Stranger: which one?
You: my pickles
You: Yours sound so cool
Stranger: they are really impregnated in salt and then fired with oil and chilli
You: impregnated? hehe
You: is that wat's it
You: 's called
You: sorry
You: hit enter by mistake
Stranger: i mean soaked deeply into
You: oohhh
You: okay
You: now I know what You mean
You: that sounds tasty
Stranger: You are very friendly
You: thanks
You: You are too!
Stranger: wish i could add u as my online friend
You: hmmm
You: Oh I have an idea!
You: we can just meet back here tomorrow at the same time!
You: That's great! Cool.
You: I hve to run to soccer practice now
You: well, not run, drive
You: but I'll see You here tomorrow!
You: Bye! ave a great day!
You: It was awe4some takling to You and I can't wait!
You: does tht sound cool?
You: I don't sound like a dork do I?
You: hello?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: how do u identify?
Stranger: all has same name as Stranger and You
You: hmm...
You: well, we'll have a secret code for telling if it's me or You!
You: how about burger with mango pickles!
You: those sounded so tasty
Stranger: hmmm probabilyt is very very less
You: oh boo
You: what can we do?
Stranger: well if u have messenegr add me
You: I will tryto get that.
You: what is Your name so I can add it?
You: I really hve to run!!
Stranger: e----------@hotmail.com
You: okay! Great!
You: thank!
You: talk to You soon!
You: have a good day!
Stranger: You too
Stranger: bye Helga
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